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Friday, September 24, 2010

BIG GOVERNMENT. DUMB LAWS



NEW YORK
~Slippers are NOT to be worn after 10PM (=.=)
~The penalty of jumping off building is DEATH (WTH?)
~While riding in an elevator, ONE must talk to NO ONE 
and fold his hand while looking towards the door
 
 
OKLAHOMA
~Females are NOT allow to do their OWN HAIR without being
licensed by the state (lol in Taiwan all gals sure fined)
~People who make "UGLY FACE" to dogs 
will be fined n or jailed (SWT)
 
 
FLORIDA
~When having SEX, ONLY MISSIONARY POSITION 
IS LEGAL (>.<) (lol) (WTF)
~It is consider OFFENCE to SHOWER NAKED (zzzzzz...)
~Oral Sex is ILLEGAL
 
 
 
WASHINGTON
~All LOLLIPOPS ARE BANNED
~People may not buy MATTRESS ON SUNDAY
~You CANNOT buy Meat of any kind on SUNDAY 
 
 
OHIO
~It is ILLEGAL to get a FISH DRUNK
~No One may be arrested on Sunday or 4th of JULY
 
 
 
KENTUCKY
~DOGS may NOT MOLEST CARS
~One may NOT receive ANAL
~A woman MAY NOT buy a HAT without husband PERMISSION

 

 
LOL THESE ARE SOME OF THE STUPID LAWS...
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HOPE U GUYS ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I DO =)
 
 
 
 

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